Week 32 - "Chuck Norris"

This song is dedicated to my friend Kevin in Missouri.  He is, by far, the biggest Chuck Norris fan I have ever met.

Lyrics:
The day that Chuck was born
The doctor slapped him on the back
Then Chuck knocked him to the floor
When he countered with a spin attack.  Oh yeah.

He grew to be a karate star
So you better watch what you do.
Rest assured he knows who you are
And any second he'll be coming for you. Oh yeah.

That man gives me such a fright
It makes it hard for me to sleep at night.
When you see him coming, what you gonna do? He's a-
He's a one man wrecking crew.
That's Chuck! Chuck Norris! That's Chuck! Chuck Norris! Look out!

You can joke about his mustache,
But you shouldn't do it to his face.
The last one who did - Chuck kicked his ash,
And smacked his head into outer space, oh yeah.

That man gives me such a fright
It makes it hard for me to sleep at night.
When you see him coming, what you gonna do? He's a-
He's a one man wrecking crew.
That's Chuck! Chuck Norris! That's Chuck! Chuck Norris! That's "Mr. Norris" to you!