This is my parody of the song "Cocaine" by J.J. Cale (which was covered by Eric Clapton).
When you're feeling kind of squirrelly
'cause the alarm woke you too early -- caffeine.
When you arrive late to work
And you could really use a perk -- caffeine.
Time for work, time for work, time for work, caffeine.
When you stayed up late last night
And you ain't feeling very bright -- caffeine.
When you're moving pretty slow
And you need a cup of Joe -- caffeine.
Fill it up, fill it up, fill it up, caffeine.
Don't you drink it too much,
Or it will become a crutch -- caffeine.
You think you're doing yourself a service
But it'll make you mighty nervous -- caffeine.
Take it slow, take it slow, take it slow -- caffeine.