This song is my contribution to Virginia's Family Foundation who have recently announced a planned 40-day fast as a spiritual stance against same-sex marriage. Please note, this should not be mistaken for a hunger strike, as there are many types of abstentions that qualify under the definition of a fast. In fact, there are rumors that this may actually be what has become known as a "Chik-Fil-A" fast, meaning that the Family Foundation will only be participating in a full fast on Sundays.
Lyrics:
Join our march as Biblical intellectuals
To fight our war against the homosexuals.
We'll starve ourselves for forty days,
Yes, that'll show those lousy gays.
We think the things they do are really gross,
And so we'll fast until they go away.
But the thing I'm sure we'll miss the most
Is Friday afternoons at Chik-Fil-A.
Join our march as Biblical intellectuals
To fight our war against the homosexuals.
We'll starve ourselves for forty days,
Yes, that'll show those lousy gays.
Lyrics:
Join our march as Biblical intellectuals
To fight our war against the homosexuals.
We'll starve ourselves for forty days,
Yes, that'll show those lousy gays.
We think the things they do are really gross,
And so we'll fast until they go away.
But the thing I'm sure we'll miss the most
Is Friday afternoons at Chik-Fil-A.
Join our march as Biblical intellectuals
To fight our war against the homosexuals.
We'll starve ourselves for forty days,
Yes, that'll show those lousy gays.
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