Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Week 96 - "Greedo Blues"

I was glad to see Star Wars in the theater in the late 1990s, but I wasn't thrilled with all of the changes.










Lyrics:
Why did Greedo have to shoot first?
Why did Greedo have to shoot first?
You tried to improve your movies, George, but you only made things worse.
Oh, why did Greedo have to shoot first?

Why did Han step on Jabba's tail?
Why did Han step on Jabba's tail?
You'd think such a vile gangster would probably have him impaled.
Oh, why did Han step on Jabba's tail?

Why'd you have to go and use CGI?
Why'd you have to go and use CGI?
You probably thought that it looked cool, but it was pretty cheesy to the eye.
Oh, why'd you have to go and use CGI?

Why'd you change the ghost of Anakin?
And replace him with Hayden Christensen?
You know we saw your prequels, George, but we really didn't buy in.
Oh, why'd you change the ghost of Anakin?

George Lucas, now your fans will never trust you.
George Lucas, now your fans will never trust you.
So when they make another Star Wars film,
We'll only see it 27 times instead of 42.
George Lucas, now your fans will never trust you.

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