Sometimes it feels like you should have stayed in bed
With all these troubles floatin' through your head.
There's no other way to describe
This awful negative vibe.
When you're feeling like a dump truck.
Sometimes you just run out of luck.
Sometimes you just don't give a fig
When the whole wide world treats you like a pig.
Sometimes you wonder where did things go wrong?
You hope your troubles aren't gonna last too long.
But there's no better word
For when life gives you the bird.
This song was inspired by my friend Andrew Nicolette, who used this phrase the other day and challenged me to write a song based on it. This is the first song of the year for which I have played guitar.