Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Week 47 - "That's What She Said"

This song is partially based on the research I've done on humor for my dissertation, which is on musical humor.  I was reading about the semantic theory of humor (Victor Raskin) and I realized that the switching from one verbal script to another to create a humorous incongruity can be signaled by the phrase "that's what she said."  That's where the middle section comes from.  The rest of the song was built around that idea.

I shot this video with a regular digital camera.  No other person helping me, I set the camera up on a tripod, started the song, and then walked into shot and sang in sync with the audio.  I shot the song (or portions of it) from about six different angles.  I only used four of them in the final video I think.  I took the different videos and edited them together with Window Live Movie Maker.  For my first attempt at anything this complex, I think it turned out alright, considering my limited resources.



Lyrics:
Long ago there was a very special man
And if I could I'd really like to shake his hand.
He became a master of verbal comedy
By inventing a line that never fails to be funny
and it was, "That's what she said."

Don't know how he came up with such with such a perfect line.
I know some guys who really use it all the time.
You can use this phrase to catch your friends off guard.
It's pretty short and it's really not that hard.
That's what she said.

And the thing that makes the whole phrase so ingenious
is the way it changes the interpretation of the preceding sentence
with semantic mechanisms that trigger you to reinterpret what it means
according to a different verbal script.
And then you think about the alternate meaning
and it's usually something dirty that you didn't intend
but that's the genius of the phrase - that you can use it any day.
And even if it's not that funny, somehow it makes people laugh anyway.

That's what she said.
It's the lazy man's way
to make a joke out of anything you say.
And it never gets old from week to week,
And I will even confess
you need absolutely no finesse.
You only need the ability to speak.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Week 46 - "The Whole Wide Revolves Around You"

Extremely busy week, so I only did piano and vocals on this one.  I might come back later and fill it out.


Lyrics:

Did you ever wonder if you were treating me right?
Did you ever wonder why I gave up the fight?
Did you ever wonder if you were hurting me so?
Did you ever wonder why it was I had to go?

Because The whole wide world revolves around you
And we're all so very interested in everything you do.
Tell me all about your latest victory.
But don't bother wasting your time to ask about me.

Is it any wonder that your friends went away?
But in your delusion, you think that they'll regret it someday.
Is it any wonder that you find yourself alone?
Does it make you wonder as you sit upon your throne?

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Week 45 - "Star Wars Episode VII - I Have a Bad Feeling About This"


This is song is in response to Disney acquiring Lucasfilm today and announcing that they are planning to release Star Wars Episode VII in 2015.  Let's hope they don't blow it, but until then . . . "I Have a Bad Feeling About This!"


Lyrics:
Princess Leia: I have a bad feeling about this.
("It's a Small World After All")
Ben Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.
("Under the Sea")
Han Solo: I got a bad feeling about this.
("Zip-a-dee-doo-dah")
Luke Skywalker: I have a very bad feeling about this.
("Hakuna Matata")
C3PO: R2, I have a bad feeling about this.
("Heigh Ho")

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Week 44 - "Horses and Bayonets"

Because of Barrack Obama, I am again ahead of the game for week 44.  Here is the song "Horses and Bayonets," the main zinger from the 10/22/2012 Presidential Debate.




Lyrics:
Horses and Bayonets, Horses and Bayonets
What this country needs now is Horses and Bayonets

Back in 1917, the greatest year our country's seen.
The army was a fearsome threat with horses and bayonets.

Heavens knows the cavalry, just ain't what it used to be,
Used to make the bad guys sweat, with horses and bayonets.

Nothing else is such a bore, as the scene of modern war.
Battle used to be such fun, and this is how we got it done…
With...

The atom bomb is not my friend, it could mean our untimely end.
But as sure as might is right, I’ll always kiss my horse at night.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

View Count Chart for "That Is How You Get to Sesame Street"


This is the daily view count chart from YouTube for "That Is How You Get to Sesame Street."  The first day had 32 views because that is when it was posted on YouTube and consequently on my Facebook, Twitter, and Google Plus accounts.  After that, it got 3-6 views for six days.  Then the morning after the first presidential debate, when Romney made the infamous "Bid Bird" comment, the video saw a significant increase in daily view count, peaking at 135 views on 10/6.  In the four days after that it declined back to the baseline of 3-6 views.

Week 43 - "Binders Full of Women"

Okay, so this one's a little early.  After the significant bump in views on my Sesame Street parody after Romney's "Big Bird" comment in the first debate, I decided to jump on whatever major meme came out of this debate.  Romney's "Binder's Full of Women Comment," ruled the day, so here is the song!


Lyrics:

Oo, oo, I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women,yeah yeah.

Oo, oo, I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women,yeah yeah.

Oo, oo, I’m looking for a special lady.
And I’m gonna search the whole world over ‘til I find her.
Oo, oo, and when I find this special lady.
Well you know she’s gonna be the front page in my binder.

In this three ring circus kind of world.
You’re a three ring binder kind of girl.

Oo, oo, I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women,yeah yeah.

Oo, oo, I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women,yeah yeah.

Oo, oo, I’m looking for a special lady.
And I know no other woman can outshine her.
Oo, oo, and when I find this special lady.
Well you know I hope she’ll want to be in my binder.

In this three ring circus kind of world.
You’re a three ring binder kind of girl.

Oo, oo, I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women.
I’ve got binders full of women,yeah yeah.

Oo, oo, don’t you want to be in my binder?
Don’t you want to be in my binder?
Don’t you want to be in my binder, yeah yeah.

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UPDATE: This song has now been played on four programs - The Dr. Demento Show, Ben's Wacky Radio, A-Log on the Airwaves, and I Still Get Demented.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Week 42 - "There's a Tap Dancing Cow Upstairs"

I had intended to write at least one children's song for the Year of Song project, but I hadn't been inspired with any ideas in that direction.  Then the other night, when there was a commotion coming from the floor above, my wife asked, "Is there a tap dancing cow upstairs?"  And that is the inspiration for this song.


Lyrics

When I moved in, it caught me unawares.
I did not know there’s a tap dancing cow upstairs!
I cannot sleep at all while he’s up there.
I did not know there’s a tap dancing cow upstairs!
He’s not that good, but that’s alright except that
It drives me nuts the way he practices all night.
He wants to be a four-hoofed Fred Astaire
Who wears a bell.  He’s the tap dancing cow upstairs.
                                                                
(Dance Break)

Oh what to do?  My life seems so unfair!
Not a moment’s peace, with a tap dancing cow upstairs.
I’ll have to move.  It’s more than I can bear.
I just can’t stay with a tap dancing cow upstairs.
He’s not that good, but that’s alright except that
It drives me nuts the way he practices all night.
He wants to be a four-hoofed Fred Astaire
Who wears a bell.  He’s the tap dancing cow upstairs.