BOY:
DON’T STOP RINGING!...
(realizing it’s not his phone)
NEIGHBOR’S PHONE.
THE RING SOUNDS JUST LIKE MINE.
GIRL:
I HOPE THAT MOMMA DOESN’T CALL.
SHE JUST TIES UP THE LINE.
BOY:
AUDITION IS
A WORD FOR TORTURE.
GIRL:
CALLBACKS EVEN WORSE.
BOY:
AN ACTOR DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS
BEFORE HE CAN REHEARSE.
GIRL:
WAS MY CALLBACK GOOD? I WONDER.
BOY:
WAS I BRILLIANT?
BOY:
DID I BLUNDER?
GIRL:
EVERY PIN DROP MAKES MY HEART STOP.
BOY:
EVERY NOISE I HEAR IS THUNDER.
CHORUS
GIRL:
I’LL BE ON THE ROAD TO GLORY.
GIRL:
MEN WILL FIGHT TO BUY MY STORY.
ALL:
I’LL BE SET FOR LIFE. I KNOW IT.
ONCE I GET THAT CALL.
BOY:
I CAN SEE THE MARQUEE GLOWING.
GIRL:
I’M THE PARTY THEY’LL BE THROWING.
ALL:
PLANETS WILL ALIGN THEIR ORBITS.
ONCE I GET THAT CALL.
BOY:
I MIGHT CAUSE THE SHOW TO STOP.
GIRL:
MY NAME WILL BE THE NAME TO DROP.
ALL:
FIGHTING MEN WILL LAY THEIR SWORDS DOWN.
ONCE I GET THAT CALL.
VERSE
GIRL:
BUT, MOMMA, I CAN’T TALK RIGHT NOW.
I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
NO, MA, HE’S NOT A DENTIST.
THE DIRECTOR OF A SHOW.
GIRL:
I CAN’T MISS THAT CALL.
I HAVE TO BE HERE WHEN IT COMES.
BOY:
I’M LIKE A GLADIATOR WAITING
FOR A SHOW OF THUMBS.
SPOTLIGHTS FROM THE SKY WILL BLIND ME.
CONTRACTS BY THE STACK WILL BIND ME.
ENDLESS WAITING. AGGRAVATING.
HURRY, FAME AND FORTUNE! FIND ME!